(this was buried deep in a database at my work, I’m not sure who to credit with writing it)
Rocky is at a charity arm wrestling event in New York and before the big championship, Rocky is kidnapped by an Iraqi terrorist loyal to Osama bin Laden.

Being on US soil, the government can not use the CIA or illegal tactics, so a secret branch of the government hires Ex-Special OPS soldier Rambo to bring back Rocky or kill all the terrorists involved. As Rambo arrives at JFK airport he is befriended by a New York Cabby who knows this Urban Jungle played by Mr. T:
Mr T.: “I know Rocky foo! I hope you DO find him so I can knock him out AGAIN Sucka!”
Rambo: “Whoa, hey settle down big guy…this is much bigger than some boxing match”
Mr T.: “Quit yo jibber-jabber, ain’t nothing more important than a boxing match! It’s my life…my pleasure!”
Rambo: “Uh, maybe this will make you reconsider” (Rambo pulls out a handful of bling)…”I got this on a job I did for Liberace”
Mr T.: “Now you’re speaking my language foo, tell me more about this Arm Wrestling event kidnapping…”
Mr T: I pity the fool who goes out tryin’ a’ take over da world, then runs home cryin’ to his momma!
Rambo: Pain is my friend, I love it when a plan comes together.
to be continued…